I'm confident that this isn't your situation, Mesh; but your description of your lovely family reminds me of an old joke.  It may have been told by Rodney Dangerfield.  
 
 
Two guys are sitting at a bar(probably Bapu's), and the conversation turns to how many kids they have.  The first says, "i have two great children."  
 
The second joins in, "I've been married fifteen years and have seven kids."  
 
The first responds in awe, "Wow!  You must get 'it' all the time."  
 
The second explains, "Sadly no.  I'm batting one thousand."  
 
 
Party on!

FSF 6hr.'s Golden slumber.......but, you gotta carry that weight.
The Fab 3.

Keep on rockin in the FSF-kneal jung

Born In The FSF--Broose Springtime

 
(Except in the FSF.)

Eight(!) hours and no one's added to this pile?
 

(Becan on the hoof.)

 
Air Becan

Gutten Morgan Herr Craig,,
 
Vas Is Los???
 
and howdy to the rest of the denizens here???
 
FSF??

Good moning and Happy Friday to ya MM!!!
 
Looking forward to the weekend? (I AM)

 
Pigs in Space: the Real Reason for NASA