musicman100
well it took long enough
 
how is everybody this fine Monday ??/

So far, so good--but it's early, yet.  How about you?  

I'm tired.  I had a good steak yesterday.  Yesterday was a good day.  Yesterday was more than fine.
 
Today, I'm tired.  I've got a lot to do, teams to herd, presentations to create & deliver, reports to write, and solutions to design.  I'm tired.
 
I might feel more awake if I just poured the coffee on me, but I know that would only be temporary.  Once the scalding agony wore off, I'd just be tired again.
 
I need a refill.

For awhile, new pages were showing up fairly soon.  Today, it looks like we're back to the old way where it will take 4 or 5 posts before we can see the new page.  

I was wrong--it took 7 posts on this page!  

UbiquitousBubba
I'm tired.  I had a good steak yesterday.  Yesterday was a good day.  Yesterday was more than fine.
 
Today, I'm tired.  I've got a lot to do, teams to herd, presentations to create & deliver, reports to write, and solutions to design.  I'm tired.
 
I might feel more awake if I just poured the coffee on me, but I know that would only be temporary.  Once the scalding agony wore off, I'd just be tired again.
 
I need a refill.

Maybe double espresso would work better than regular coffee. 

Old55
I was wrong--it took 7 posts on this page!  

Which probably means that the Mods went back and deleted more "questionable" posts.
 
Of course, if that was their goal, then there would be a lot of pages missing - most likely over 800 of them...

Due to increasing products liability litigation, beer manufacturers have accepted the Medical Association's suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all beer containers:
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
WARNING: consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a wanker.
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again until your friends want to SMASH YOUR HEAD IN.
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay shings like thish.
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at 4 in the morning.
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your trousers.
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with other members of the opposite sex without spitting.
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may make you think you have mystical Kung Fu powers.
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary (whose species and/or name you can’t remember)
WARNING: consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead.
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, handsomer and smarter than some really, really big guy named FRANZ.
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible.
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.
WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause an influx in the time-space continuum, whereby small (and sometimes large) gaps of time may seem to literally disappear.
WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may actually CAUSE pregnancy.

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Nap time.  Shhh...