Hey, check it out, Pat Sajak's schedule for tomorrow
1. At 10:00am he will be accepting a Nobel Peace Prize.
2. At 11:00am he will be doing some crony capitalism.
3. At Noon, he's going to sign up for health insurance, even though he doesn't need it.
4. At 1:00pm he gets another Nobel Peace Prize
5. At 2:00pm he shall have some sort of corruption scandal but the mainstream media will ignore it, and his secret service people will sweep it under the rug.
6. At 3:00pm he's getting a Peace Prize but not the Nobel; the other one.
7. At 4:00pm he's taking a 10 million dollar vacation to Disney Land.
8. Finally, at 5:00pm, he'll wind up eating dinner.