Earlier today in Krakow, Wayne Rooney was due on the pitch for a training session but was nowhere to be seen.
Woy Hodgson went looking for him and found him in the dressing room. He said "Oi Wayne, why are you in here and not out on the pitch?"
Wayne replied "I'm trying to do this jigsaw puzzle that Coleen gave me."
Woy: "I don't care about a damn puzzle, get out on the pitch."
Rooney: "No. I've been trying for weeks to do this jigsaw, and it's all I can think of right now."
Woy: "What's the puzzle of?"
Rooney: "It's a tiger."
The England manager looked over Rooney's shoulder at the puzzle laid out on the floor and said "For feck's sake Wayne... Put the Frosties back in the box and get out on the pitch."