daryl1968


Bapu
I would like to make a formal apology for my lack of posting over the last few days. Until I find a mobile device that enables me to post from in the middle of a field (Football/Soccer) I am considering training a chimp to keep up my post count.
Obviously I will not be training the chimp too well as I fear that this would increase the average intelligence of this thread.
Yours Arsefully
Daryl

so your posts would be more intelligent then?

daryl1968


Bapu
I would like to make a formal apology for my lack of posting over the last few days. Until I find a mobile device that enables me to post from in the middle of a field (Football/Soccer) I am considering training a chimp to keep up my post count.
Obviously I will not be training the chimp too well as I fear that this would increase the average intelligence of this thread.
Yours Arsefully
Daryl

[confused] and not a monkey? [/confused]

Beagle


good morning everyone!

Got Becan?^TM

Like we'd admit it if we did!  We like our ankles. 
 
(Good morning Reece.  I'm off to bed now - lol!)

craigb

Beagle


good morning everyone!

Got Becan?^TM

Like we'd admit it if we did!  We like our ankles. 
 
(Good morning Reece.  I'm off to bed now - lol!)

WHAAAA?? 

Morning everyone!

And no, Beags, you ain't having my Becan!!!

Because of Spain's current financial situation....



They've had to downgrade Tenerife to Fiverife.

My girlfriend just asked me, "When we go to Egypt, can we go on a Camel?"




I said, "Don't be daft, it would take ages to get there on a Camel."

 

The female version of Terminator:


 "I might be back, I haven't decided yet."

It's said that when you lose one of your senses, your others adapt to make up for it...


Pfft....


Why just this morning I tripped up my blind neighbour and his sense of humour hasn't improved at all.

I work for a charity and last year I took a group of volunteers to Africa.

As we drove down one street, a couple of the volunteers started crying "Look at all the poverty, poor people lining the streets, begging for scraps of food and robbing each other just to get by. I don't know whether I can go through with this."

"Don't worry." I replied "We'll be on that plane and out of Birmingham soon, things won't be as bad when we get to Africa."