bapu
Hey guys, I almost missed it.
In my spam folder was an email notifying me that I had won $3,472,326 in the (UK) National Lottery.
That's amazing.
I've never played the UK National Lottery.
You have, it's just that I've never told you that before.
Check it out. If it's true it's mine tho, but I will allow you a small handling fee.
I can't say fairer than that, as my Uncle the great Nigerian Prince Bouy used to say.