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2012/06/21 17:35:53
Dave Modisette
I got a U87.
2012/06/21 17:37:32
Ham N Egz
Mod Bod


I got a U87.


new, or previousy used  sung into?
2012/06/21 17:40:16
SteveStrummerUK

I like pencils
I like pencils
I like...
I like...
I like pencils





I also have a penchant for biros.


2012/06/21 17:45:11
SteveStrummerUK

An old man goes to the doctor for his yearly physical, his wife tagging along. When the doctor enters the examination room, he tells the old man, "I need a urine sample, a stool sample and a sperm sample."

The old man, being hard of hearing, looks at his wife and yells: "WHAT?"

"What did he say? What's he want?"

His wife yells back, "He needs your underwear."

2012/06/21 17:47:08
trimph1
2012/06/21 17:53:16
Ham N Egz
eye  lik optickle illuzions
2012/06/21 17:54:22
Dave Modisette
musicman100


Mod Bod


I got a U87.


new, or previousy used  sung into?

Never buy new.  We gotz to get it on the cheap.   (Well... relatively cheap.  It was almost as much as my first brand new car.  I don't buy those new anymore, as well.)
2012/06/21 18:00:55
Ham N Egz
SteveStrummerUK


An old man goes to the doctor for his yearly physical, his wife tagging along. When the doctor enters the examination room, he tells the old man, "I need a urine sample, a stool sample and a sperm sample."

The old man, being hard of hearing, looks at his wife and yells: "WHAT?"

"What did he say? What's he want?"

His wife yells back, "He needs your underwear."

Whena woman tells a man she is wearing no underwear, he gets excited and thinks he will get lucky.
 
When a man tells a woman he is not wearing underwear, she thinks oh damn, ill have to wash those pants twice...
2012/06/21 20:18:02
bapu
musicman100


SteveStrummerUK


An old man goes to the doctor for his yearly physical, his wife tagging along. When the doctor enters the examination room, he tells the old man, "I need a urine sample, a stool sample and a sperm sample."

The old man, being hard of hearing, looks at his wife and yells: "WHAT?"

"What did he say? What's he want?"

His wife yells back, "He needs your underwear."

Whena woman tells a man she is wearing no underwear, he gets excited and thinks he will get lucky.
 
When a man tells a woman he is not wearing underwear, she thinks oh damn, ill have to wash those pants twice...

Best CRA$H DAWG musicman100 post EVER!
2012/06/21 20:36:44
Ham N Egz
musicman100 SteveStrummerUK An old man goes to the doctor for his yearly physical, his wife tagging along. When the doctor enters the examination room, he tells the old man, "I need a urine sample, a stool sample and a sperm sample." The old man, being hard of hearing, looks at his wife and yells: "WHAT?" "What did he say? What's he want?" His wife yells back, "He needs your underwear." Whena woman tells a man she is wearing no underwear, he gets excited and thinks he will get lucky. When a man tells a woman he is not wearing underwear, she thinks oh damn, ill have to wash those pants twice... Best CRA$H DAWG musicman100 post EVER! YOU "COULD" GIVE ME ONE OF THEM YELLA BANNER THINGIES,,, maybe
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