I like armadillos

daryl1968


I like armadillos

 
It could be argued that they're not quite as endearing as armadildos
 
 
 

Armadillo, no we will not let you go--let him go!

Old55


Armadillo, no we will not let you go--let him go!

Forum Super Freddy Mercury !

I can't stop breaking wind.



I am befouling myself every 3 or 4 minutes on average.

I would imagine that this is what it feels like to be in labour...


The time between 'contractions' seems to be getting shorter if anything.


They are accompanied by a tremendous stench though.


I certainly don't want to be around when I 'give birth'.

It's getting late though.



I just hope I'm awake when it happens.

TMI

Sorry mate.