So, Harry Redknob is in court for tax evasion and his dog has just died, so he is found guilty.
"Right" said the judge, "I have got a bucket with a hole in it here. Because of the water shortage I sentence you to empty lake windermere into storage tanks."
"Feck me" said Harry, "Is there anything else I can do instead?"
"Well" said the judge, "You could take over from Woy and turn England into a world class team."
"Give me the fecking bucket" said Harry.