SteveStrummerUK Arse, bus fare Straummy.
SteveStrummerUK Oi, stop ignoring Straummy and start up wiv a few chortles... I'm not looking up telling all these hilarious jokes for nowt.
daryl1968 SteveStrummerUK So, Harry Redknob is in court for tax evasion and his dog has just died, so he is found guilty. "Right" said the judge, "I have got a bucket with a hole in it here. Because of the water shortage I sentence you to empty lake windermere into storage tanks." "Feck me" said Harry, "Is there anything else I can do instead?" "Well" said the judge, "You could take over from Woy and turn England into a world class team." "Give me the fecking bucket" said Harry. too soon....
SteveStrummerUK So, Harry Redknob is in court for tax evasion and his dog has just died, so he is found guilty. "Right" said the judge, "I have got a bucket with a hole in it here. Because of the water shortage I sentence you to empty lake windermere into storage tanks." "Feck me" said Harry, "Is there anything else I can do instead?" "Well" said the judge, "You could take over from Woy and turn England into a world class team." "Give me the fecking bucket" said Harry.
SteveStrummerUK Venus Williams has blamed her first round exit at Wimbledon on the balls not bouncing correctly.... May I suggest that she wears some better fitting underwear?