SteveStrummerUK


I've always had a thing for sex with strippers....





However, I've found the new Black and Decker KX3300 to be particularly harsh on the ol' bell end.

This gives the phrase "safe sex" a whole new meaning.  

Hippocrates.


















Going to need the 4'' nails for those.

I went into my local DIY store and said 'I'd like some white paint, and I'd like it satin'

''Certainly sir'' said the assistant, ''I'll just put on the waterproof trousers.''

I want to apologize to you FSF. I wasn't neglecting you, baby. I just had to post some schtuff in the software forums. Lots of discounts to be had today and did not want my buds to miss out. 

Oh c'mon baby. Don't sulk like that.

Oh baby, I'll give you all the attention you need today. Honest.

Super Freds don't get angry.  They sulk for awhile, roll their eyes behind your back, talk about you to their friends, change the stations on your car radio, upload "unflattering" pictures of you to your FB page, and generally act like ASP Playground software dating back to the Bronze Age.

What discounts?

Where?

Mesh


What discounts?

Where?

50% off Kontakt from NI (through July 7)

UbiquitousBubba


and generally act like ASP Playground software dating back to the Bronze Age.

That's the part that REALLY sux.

Does anyone (besides Dary) wonder what page 150 will be like?

Will it have a gratuitous great post by Jonbouy?

Will Straummy have searched out made up some new chortle fodder?

Will a new theme emerge?