OK, I've given this some serious thought.
Paulo noted (back on page 32 or suumin like that) the other wannabe FSF has more views than this really really official FSF but we have more posts.
Here's the deal. The other "fsf" is so cryptic that you have to keep going back many pages to get what the discussions are all about. By that time you forget where you are and you say "bollocks" and you leave the fred. Only to return in 10 minutes because you're so ashamed that you could not accomplish such a simple task. Rinse and Repeat for 10 hours each day and voila! You have more views.
Here at FSF we keep to a minimum.
Arse
Monkeys
Kittens
Chortle Fodder
Jonbouy
You can drop in on any page and you feel just like you never left.
Simples.