Really, I'm outta here now.

craigb


I think I'll just stay home tonight and draw conclusions...

Could you draw me a few to jump to?

I tried doing it for myself but I figured there would be too much darkness in the shadows so I gave up before I started.

I never jump to them - that's too much work (same thing applies to running in circles).

Sometimes I'm even too lazy to draw conclusions so I simply sit back in the chair and daydream.

 
After his split with Katie Holmes, Tom Cruise has been spotted taking a ride on a chopper...
 
 
 
 
 
 

Later on he was seen travelling on a helicopter.
 
 

No jumping to conclusions here. Ankle does not like jumping....

 
Driving home earlier, I was pulled over by a traffic cop.

"Have you been drinking?" he asked.

"No, not a thing, officer!" I insisted.

"I'd like you to put this in your mouth and blow on it as hard as you can."

"Sir, put your penis away. You're under arrest," he replied.
 
 

Nor does Auntie.

Nor unkles

SteveStrummerUK


 
After his split with Katie Holmes, Tom Cruise has been spotted taking a ride on a chopper...
 
 
 
 
 
 

Later on he was seen travelling on a helicopter.
 
 

This one could get missed by Americans since they call some motorcycles choppers.  Then again, nobody likes Tom so...

I chortle at Straummy's jokes even if I don't get 'em.