Best Time Paradox post?

bapu


Then it would be Happy Codependents Day, Jan.

I knew you were a software guy, but I didn't know you had your own holiday:  Code Dependents Day!  

craigb


Best Time Paradox Post?

What's a Parrot Ox?  

Old55

craigb


Best Time Paradox Post?

What's a Parrot Ox?  

One of these obviously.
 

 
I was in line waiting to pay for my petrol and the guy at the front said "Pump one."

 
 
 
 
Which got me thinking 'I wonder if the Queen ever says that to Prince Philip?'
 
 
 

As I was rushing through the hotel lobby, I realised that I hadn't checked the mirror after I'd shaved. So I went up to the receptionist and asked, "Excuse me miss, I'm late for a meeting and my shave this morning was somewhat haphazard, can you tell me if I've missed anywhere?"


To which she replied, "Sir, can you please put your testicles away."

I went for an eye test today.

After the optician had finished I said, "Well what's the verdict gorgeous? Do I need glasses?"

"I would definitely say so," he replied.

oh bollocks

Me and my mate had a contest to see who could paint a portrait the quickest.

I won!

Although to be fair, he did give me a head start.