SteveStrummerUK


Me and my mate had a contest to see who could paint a portrait the quickest.

I won!

Although to be fair, he did give me a head start.

five more to go Straummy.

There once was a young lad from Worcester...

craigb


There once was a young lad from Worcester...

Who tried with his geetar to work faster

I was walking past a pub earlier, and it said in the window "Pies £1, Wanks 50p."

I went in and there was a stunning blonde with massive boobs stodd behind the bar.

I said "Are you the one who does the wanks?" She replied "Yeah love." I said "Okay then" I said, "Go and wash your feckin' hands and then pass me a pie."

I'm being super lazy today....






Which is like normal lazy but I'm wearing a cape.

The FSF bringing you over 4800 postings of puerile rubbish (not counting the speculated upon deleted posts).

WTH is Daryl?

"Balls!" said the Queen "If I had two, I'd be King!"

The King laughed, not because he had to, but because he had two!