bapu


oh bollocks

 
Speaking of which....
 
 
 
For years, men and women have argued over which is more painful: being kicked in the bollocks, or giving birth.

So how can we reach an answer? Well, put it this way: about a year after a couple's first child, a woman will say, "Let's have another baby."

But I challenge you to find a man who, one year on, will turn to his mate and say, "Tell you what, Dave... Kick me in the bollocks again."
 
 
 

bapu


The FSF bringing you over 4800 postings of puerile rubbish (not counting the speculated upon deleted posts).

 
I have noticed something Edwidge...
 
 
Something that has a lot to do with this very puerility-concentrating fred.
 
 

SteveStrummerUK

bapu


oh bollocks

 
Speaking of which....
 
 
 
For years, men and women have argued over which is more painful: being kicked in the bollocks, or giving birth.

So how can we reach an answer? Well, put it this way: about a year after a couple's first child, a woman will say, "Let's have another baby."

But I challenge you to find a man who, one year on, will turn to his mate and say, "Tell you what, Dave... Kick me in the bollocks again."
 
 
 

I was walking down the street with my girlfriend* earlier when she accused me of being ashamed to be seen with her.

"That's total bollocks" I replied.

By text, from across the road.





* Don't worry ladies, this 'girlfriend' I refer to is totatlly fictitious. I use the term only to facilitate keeping the joke in the first person. Straummy is still sexy and availamable.

I'm doing my bit to help thwart film piracy by standing up in the cinema every 10 minutes during a film and shouting "Bollocks!!"

SteveStrummerUK

bapu


The FSF bringing you over 4800 postings of puerile rubbish (not counting the speculated upon deleted posts).

 
I have noticed something Edwidge...
 
 
Something that has a lot to do with this very puerility-concentrating fred.
 
 

Don't you want to know what Straummy has noticed?
 
 

SteveStrummerUK

SteveStrummerUK

bapu


The FSF bringing you over 4800 postings of puerile rubbish (not counting the speculated upon deleted posts).

 
I have noticed something Edwidge...
 
 
Something that has a lot to do with this very puerility-concentrating fred.
 
 

Don't you want to know what Straummy has noticed?
 
 

Yes Straummy, I want to garner more posts know.

Then I will reveal all....

Velcro. What a rip-off that is.

SteveStrummerUK


Then I will reveal all....

Hurry please. I couldn't care less to wait no longer.