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2012/07/07 18:51:16
bapu
What time is it in East Grzylyrg Alex? 

I recon it's nearly 1:00AM Sunday.
2012/07/07 19:02:58
alexoosthoek
Yup, it was :)
2012/07/07 19:11:49
SteveStrummerUK

I must look really sexy in my new convertible BMW....




Loads of other motorists have signalled that they plan on having a wank later.

2012/07/07 19:16:51
SteveStrummerUK

I read in the newspaper that a man had died after getting stuck halfway down a wishing well trying to steal coins....




I think he must have had a death wish.

2012/07/07 19:18:58
SteveStrummerUK

I've spent most of my day trying to clean my car. Its got bugs all over the windscreen.






Trying to get rabbit hair from underneath the windscreen wipers was a nightmare.

2012/07/07 19:22:24
SteveStrummerUK

I've volunteered for the charity 'Hearing Dogs for the Deaf'.





How hard can it be, hanging around with a deaf person and occasionally holding up a sign saying 'That one just said "Woof"'?
2012/07/07 19:22:40
bapu
x 637
2012/07/07 19:26:52
SteveStrummerUK

Paddy found wires sticking out of his lunchbox so he phoned the police.

"Hello der.. I tink der's a bomb in me sandwich."

"Okay, is it tickin?" the policeman asked.

"No" paddy said. "I tink its tuna".

2012/07/07 19:41:10
pistolpete
Hmm, that is funny. Back in a minute... ... just off to sew my sides back together.
2012/07/07 19:50:54
bapu
"I read part of it all the way through" ~ Samuel Goldwyn

I'm not sure anyone can even say that about this FSF.
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