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2017/02/02 03:15:52
craigb
bayoubill
I Am into spanking now




http://www.nwdreamer.com/download/mushroom-farm-spankingthemonkey-REMASTERED.mp3
 
Sounds like a good opening for my usual shameless plug! 
2017/02/02 08:20:52
Ham N Egz
h.e.l.l.o
g.o.o.d.
m.o.r.n.i.n.g
2017/02/02 09:12:30
bapu
h a l o

2017/02/02 09:29:48
Moshkito
Ham N Egz

A pride of lions, a murder of crows, a crash of rhinos, and every other collective noun for animals. This is a listing of every animal congregation I could find after scouring the web. If you see any missing, let me know.
 ...

 
Group Name
Alligators Congregation
-- That would be "Gators". Makes more sense!
 
Bass Shoal
-- 4, 5 or 6 string ... that's the fishing line, of course!
 
Beavers Colony, Family
-- A family in Corvallis? Are you sick, man? It kills the party!
 
Birds (Flight) Flight
-- Eight Miles High ... and then some!
 
Bison Herd
-- Those ND folks don't like being called a "herd", and their football team manages to make it to the big game almost every year!
 
Camels Caravan, Train, Flock
-- That's too many band names in one shot!
 
Cats (Kittens) Kindle, Litter, Intrigue
-- Worst musical ever ... but those legs ... oh my word!!!
 
Ducks (Flight) Flock
-- Any flock of ducks in Eugene, usually means the team lost!
 
Gnus Implausibility
-- Can you imagine a band named Gnus and the first album names "Implausibility"? 
 
Greyhounds Leash
-- You put a greyhound on a leash, and you will have no legs pretty soon. Better yet, just let them go!
 
Lizards Lounge
-- Jazz clubs just lost their identity!
 
Oysters Bed
-- rumor has it that these are good for bed, too!
 
Pigs (Swine) Sounder
-- At least until Dave Gilmour gets to them! Then it will be sound'er!
 
Salmon Run
-- Until they reach Bonneville Dam and then the Seals take care of them!
 
Stingrays Fever
-- And hope that they didn't do more damage than that to your back!
 
Trout Hover
Hmmmm ... never seen trout hover anywhere except into the frying pan!
2017/02/02 09:30:40
Mesh

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bapu
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