A mind is a terrible thing to waste.

A waist is a terrible thing to mind.
 
AKA
 
Let them eat cake.

eph221
From your title I detect that you really think penis envy isn't real.  Penis envy, the death instinct, psychosexual stages are all very real.  Just look at the mind of a phallic womyn (a lesbian) and the current gender battles about bathrooms.  Freud called all this years ago.  He was straight eye for the queer guy.  I kid you not.

 
eph, by "detect" I'll assume you mean "IMO" until otherwise noted.
 
The only thing I envy is the guy who has more (nad better) VSTs than I do.
 

bapu
A waist is a terrible thing to mind.
 
AKA
 
Let them eat cake.

The NHS website told me I need to lose 25 kg and Im trying and I want to but cake exists and I need cake to live.
 
But I want a 28 inch waist again, which went all the way up to 38 and I now have a mega high chance of diabetes if I dont lose it.
 
Ive often wondered if I could just remove it myself with a knife, but then I remember thats only because I forgot to take my antidepressants. 

Bhav
The NHS website told me I need to lose 25 kg and Im trying and I want to but cake exists and I need cake to live.

 
Beware of websites telling you things.  
 

But I want a 28 inch waist again, which went all the way up to 38 and I now have a mega high chance of diabetes if I dont lose it.
 

28 inch???
 
28 inch???
 
28 inch???

Silly boy Drew....that's metric inches!!

Oh.
 
How many metric inches is it to a gallon again?

drewfx1
Oh.
 
How many metric inches is it to a gallon again?

Two mini

drewfx1
Oh.
 
How many metric inches is it to a gallon again?

Looks like we'll need our expert scientific paleontologist (ESP) to chime in on this............Bapu?

bapu

drewfx1
Oh.
 
How many metric inches is it to a gallon again?

Two mini

Aaahhhh!!
 
Speak of the devil