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  • Bapu's (and others) random thoughts for the day. (p.554)
2012/07/09 12:28:06
daryl1968
bapu


Daryl, 

You seem to be multi-cultural when it comes to being arsed, no?


only un petite francais - le bum malade
2012/07/09 12:33:35
Mesh
daryl1968


bapu


Daryl, 

You seem to be multi-cultural when it comes to being arsed, no?


only un petite francais - le bum malade


That's just fancy talk in trying to say you like marmalde on your buns.
2012/07/09 12:35:31
daryl1968
Mesh


daryl1968


bapu


Daryl, 

You seem to be multi-cultural when it comes to being arsed, no?


only un petite francais - le bum malade


That's just fancy talk in trying to say you like marmalde on your buns.

on the current Mrs Daryl1968's buns.....
2012/07/09 12:38:27
Ham N Egz
A well known Anti-Semite, walks into a bar and is about to order a drink when he sees a guy close by wearing a kippa, tzitzis, and payos.

He doesn't have to be an Einstein to know that this guy is Jewish.
So he shouts over to the bartender so loudly, that everyone can hear,
"Drinks for everyone in here, bartender, but not for that Jew over there.”;

Soon after the drinks have been handed out, he notices that the Jewish guy is smiling and waving to him and says
' Thank You ' in an equally loud voice, so that everyone can hear.
This infuriates the Anti-Semite and in a loud voice, he once again orders drinks for everyone except the Jew.
But as before, this does not seem to worry the Jewish guy who continues to smile, and again says, "Thank you."
So the guy asks the barman, "What's the hell is the matter with that Jew? I've ordered two rounds of drinks for everyone in the bar except for him, and all that the silly bugger does is to smile and thank me in such a loud voice.
Is he nuts?"
"Nope," replies the bartender.
"He owns this place.
2012/07/09 12:41:07
daryl1968
musicman100


A well known Anti-Semite, walks into a bar and is about to order a drink when he sees a guy close by wearing a kippa, tzitzis, and payos.

He doesn't have to be an Einstein to know that this guy is Jewish.
So he shouts over to the bartender so loudly, that everyone can hear,
"Drinks for everyone in here, bartender, but not for that Jew over there.”;

Soon after the drinks have been handed out, he notices that the Jewish guy is smiling and waving to him and says
' Thank You ' in an equally loud voice, so that everyone can hear.
This infuriates the Anti-Semite and in a loud voice, he once again orders drinks for everyone except the Jew.
But as before, this does not seem to worry the Jewish guy who continues to smile, and again says, "Thank you."
So the guy asks the barman, "What's the hell is the matter with that Jew? I've ordered two rounds of drinks for everyone in the bar except for him, and all that the silly bugger does is to smile and thank me in such a loud voice.
Is he nuts?"
"Nope," replies the bartender.
"He owns this place.


lol
2012/07/09 12:43:59
bapu
That's a good one CRA$H DAWG!
2012/07/09 12:44:00
Mesh
2012/07/09 12:45:36
bapu
OK, I'm staying out of this fred for 10 more posts to see who gets the next coveted Top 'O The Page.
2012/07/09 12:53:23
Mesh
Question for the Forum Super Fredders:

If you post something, and immediately edit your message (in less than a min) does it show that little message "<message edited by Mesh on 3 hrs. ago>" ?

I did that in another Fred, and the little message didn't show.
2012/07/09 13:10:17
UbiquitousBubba
That's a "feature" that some of us have exploited many times to create the illusion that our posts contain fewer spelling and/or grammatical errors than they originally did.

Many times, I've posted, read my post, edited to correct some random act of stupidity, and re-posted without incurring the stigma of having my post labled as "Edited".

Fortunately, no one knows about it.
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