Daryl walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink, and while he's drinking, the monkey jumps all over the place, eating everything behind the bar. Then the monkey jumps on to the pool table and swallows a billiard ball.

The bartender screams at Daryl, "Your monkey just ate the cue ball off my pool table -- whole!"

"Sorry," replied Daryl. "He eats everything in sight, the little bastard. I'll pay for everything."

Daryl finishes his drink, pays and leaves.

Two weeks later, Daryl's in the bar with his pet monkey, again. He orders a drink, and the monkey starts running around the bar. The monkey finds a maraschino cherry on the bar. He grabs it, sticks it up his ass, pulls it out and eats it.

The bartender is disgusted. "Did you see what your monkey did now?" he asks.

"Yeah," replies Daryl. "He still eats everything in sight, but ever since he swallowed that cue ball, he measures stuff first."

Mesh


Daryl walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink, and while he's drinking, the monkey jumps all over the place, eating everything behind the bar. Then the monkey jumps on to the pool table and swallows a billiard ball.

The bartender screams at Daryl, "Your monkey just ate the cue ball off my pool table -- whole!"

"Sorry," replied Daryl. "He eats everything in sight, the little bastard. I'll pay for everything."

Daryl finishes his drink, pays and leaves.

Two weeks later, Daryl's in the bar with his pet monkey, again. He orders a drink, and the monkey starts running around the bar. The monkey finds a maraschino cherry on the bar. He grabs it, sticks it up his ass, pulls it out and eats it.

The bartender is disgusted. "Did you see what your monkey did now?" he asks.

"Yeah," replies Daryl. "He still eats everything in sight, but ever since he swallowed that cue ball, he measures stuff first."

ROR!!!!

Mesh


Daryl walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink, and while he's drinking, the monkey jumps all over the place, eating everything behind the bar. Then the monkey jumps on to the pool table and swallows a billiard ball.

The bartender screams at Daryl, "Your monkey just ate the cue ball off my pool table -- whole!"

"Sorry," replied Daryl. "He eats everything in sight, the little bastard. I'll pay for everything."

Daryl finishes his drink, pays and leaves.

Two weeks later, Daryl's in the bar with his pet monkey, again. He orders a drink, and the monkey starts running around the bar. The monkey finds a maraschino cherry on the bar. He grabs it, sticks it up his ass, pulls it out and eats it.

The bartender is disgusted. "Did you see what your monkey did now?" he asks.

"Yeah," replies Daryl. "He still eats everything in sight, but ever since he swallowed that cue ball, he measures stuff first."

 
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True story

I like true stories.

Mesh, did I tell you I like monkeys?

Do you have a monkey bar Daryl?

bapu


Do you have a monkey bar Daryl?

no, but I was very angry with that particular naughty monkey that ate the cue ball.
I had to give him a spanking

On his arse?

Mesh


Daryl walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink, and while he's drinking, the monkey jumps all over the place, eating everything behind the bar. Then the monkey jumps on to the pool table and swallows a billiard ball.

The bartender screams at Daryl, "Your monkey just ate the cue ball off my pool table -- whole!"

"Sorry," replied Daryl. "He eats everything in sight, the little bastard. I'll pay for everything."

Daryl finishes his drink, pays and leaves.

Two weeks later, Daryl's in the bar with his pet monkey, again. He orders a drink, and the monkey starts running around the bar. The monkey finds a maraschino cherry on the bar. He grabs it, sticks it up his ass, pulls it out and eats it.

The bartender is disgusted. "Did you see what your monkey did now?" he asks.

"Yeah," replies Daryl. "He still eats everything in sight, but ever since he swallowed that cue ball, he measures stuff first."

Classic.

bapu


On his arse?

I did it in front of the whole bar
 
I was arrested for spanking the monkey in public
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
this one may get deleted - just saying