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bapu
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I sent Bapu a fart in a jar to mark the event.
Well, that stinks.
Here I thought you was pontificating about some sweet sounds all bottled up for me in that "jar".
Apparently knot.
Oh... poop. Yeah, wasn't that kind 'o jar. Sorry 'bout that.
I meant a literal fart in a literal jar.
It is some of my better work though so I hope it arrives intact.
You know that USPS. Always stealing people's lovingly crafted jar farts.
In related news, a Canadian Customs facility was shut down today when a package was dropped and a foul smell overcame several employees. Officials are treating it as a hazardous waste spill and are following leads to determine the guilty party...