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  • Bapu's (and others) random thoughts for the day. (p.575)
2012/07/10 16:13:55
bapu
James got an "I Participated" 2nd poster award after Top 'O The Page.
2012/07/10 16:15:54
Mesh
I heard there's some really funny stuff going on upstairs, but that's for the Pro's.
2012/07/10 16:16:38
bapu
You mean Tools roight?
2012/07/10 16:20:27
Mesh
Yeah Fools.
2012/07/10 16:23:14
bapu
Fools Rush In 


Ooooops wrong fred.
2012/07/10 16:58:13
UbiquitousBubba
Fools.  They're not just for April anymore!  Order now and we'll throw in this 18" replica of Ernest P. Worrell (as popularized by actor Jim Varney)!

But Wait.  There's more!

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You're probably thinking that there's a catch, right?  That's because your intelligence is within the top 90th percentile of people sitting in your chair right now.  We certainly can't make you any more of a fool, can we?  You're receiving this because you are part of a special community of people our top scientists have determined would be most receptive to this offer.  You can't argue with Science!

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2012/07/10 17:00:01
Old55
bapu


Old55


bapu


Tanks Mesh. I was all over the place just now and "missed" the hint.


So, you're a little hint and miss. 

Nothing new. Carry on.


Carrion, my wayward son. 
2012/07/10 17:01:45
Old55
UbiquitousBubba


Fools.  They're not just for April anymore!  Order now and we'll throw in this 18" replica of Ernest P. Worrell (as popularized by actor Jim Varney)!

But Wait.  There's more!

Have you ever wished you could find someone who would be gullible enough to fall for your stories?  Have you ever wished you could see that complete and utter lack of comprehension on someone's face?  Now, you can!  With our new "iFool" appliance, your dream can be realized.  Just hang the specially treated iFool on the wall with the glass side facing into the room.  You just walk up to it and HEY!!!  There's a fool in the window!

You're probably thinking that there's a catch, right?  That's because your intelligence is within the top 90th percentile of people sitting in your chair right now.  We certainly can't make you any more of a fool, can we?  You're receiving this because you are part of a special community of people our top scientists have determined would be most receptive to this offer.  You can't argue with Science!

What are you waiting for?  Order now and you'll have a fool in your house immediately!  Call Now!


I  have a fool house already.  What, ho ginsu knives? 
2012/07/10 17:41:37
bapu
We're so close to breaking the sound 192 page barrier. I can taste it.

Granted it tastes like dust off a computer monitor but it tastes just the same.
2012/07/10 17:53:51
bapu
I'm on a 
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