Union Rep?
I heard the union works like this in Canuckdom:
CLUB OWNER: I need a band tonight.
UNION REP: OK, we have a great 5 piece band available. That'll be $300.
CLUB OWNER: WHAT??!!?? Bugger off unless I can get them for $50.
UNION REP: Allrighty then. What time do you want them to start?