UbiquitousBubba
[Quietly]
Mesh. Don't look around. Slowly, drop the cowbell and back away. Step over this way. By the way, when you pass that table, make sure you grab that platter of becan. Now walk slowly over here...
[Tip Toeing]
I dropped the cowbell, but I slipped on a plumbers wrench, it landed in a bucket of hot water, and it clanged on the way down with a splash! I'm under the table and got the plaffer (yummm, yumm) of beffan.....I'm afraid to move......