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  • Bapu's (and others) random thoughts for the day. (p.599)
2012/07/11 14:47:04
UbiquitousBubba
[Reporter in a news helicopter]

We're approaching the scene now.  There's been an accident on the 405 involving a film crew, several actors in costumes, and a truck full of hazardous waste.  The crew was apparently filming a scene for an upcoming Fruit of the Loom commercial.  Virgil "Snuffy" Nuggsmeir, the actor in the banana costume, slipped while running across the expressway.  It is thought that he stepped on himself.  In the ensuing pileup a tanker truck filled with radioactive toxic waste overturned.  Nuggsmeir was completely covered in radioactive sludge.  Before rescue workers could reach him, however, he flew up and threw the truck off of the expressway. 

Freed from the toxic waste, Nuggsmeir, aka BananaMan, gave nuclear powered wedgies to his fellow actors and then knocked over a few buildings. 

At this point in time, BananaMan is terrorizing Los Angeles.  More than usual, I mean.  The Governor has declared a state of emergency, saying, "nothing could have prepared us for this!  If only there was someone out there who was prepared for a Banana Emergency!"
2012/07/11 14:48:55
daryl1968
UbiquitousBubba


[Reporter in a news helicopter]

We're approaching the scene now.  There's been an accident on the 405 involving a film crew, several actors in costumes, and a truck full of hazardous waste.  The crew was apparently filming a scene for an upcoming Fruit of the Loom commercial.  Virgil "Snuffy" Nuggsmeir, the actor in the banana costume, slipped while running across the expressway.  It is thought that he stepped on himself.  In the ensuing pileup a tanker truck filled with radioactive toxic waste overturned.  Nuggsmeir was completely covered in radioactive sludge.  Before rescue workers could reach him, however, he flew up and threw the truck off of the expressway. 

Freed from the toxic waste, Nuggsmeir, aka BananaMan, gave nuclear powered wedgies to his fellow actors and then knocked over a few buildings. 

At this point in time, BananaMan is terrorizing Los Angeles.  More than usual, I mean.  The Governor has declared a state of emergency, saying, "nothing could have prepared us for this!  If only there was someone out there who was prepared for a Banana Emergency!"

...feck me, I'm on my way
 
 
where's my car keys?
2012/07/11 14:50:16
Mesh
2012/07/11 14:54:37
daryl1968
have you seen my TV show?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hq2KXudEjkI

2012/07/11 14:55:00
Mesh
You thought Air Jordan's were a big hit......Pfffft!

2012/07/11 14:59:35
bapu
Youse guyz realize that we're still 10 away from ACTUALLY completing page 200.

Now is not the time to rest on my our your laurels.
2012/07/11 15:05:18
daryl1968
and 10 away from 6000 - how exciting!!!!




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2012/07/11 15:05:37
daryl1968
now only 9 - woohoo
2012/07/11 15:06:01
daryl1968
actually, no 8
2012/07/11 15:06:28
daryl1968
I've got this wrong somewhere - only 6 now?
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