[Excerpt from Prime Minister David Cameron's remarks at the London 2012 Olympic Games Opening Ceremonies...]
"...It is widely known that the British people are a peaceful lot. We are known for facing the challenges of the day with a quiet gentility. Our society has a reputation for being relatively non-violent compared to our American cousins. You've probably all heard that our police don't even carry guns. For this reason, some have expressed concern about the missles we've placed on rooftops around this area. Please allow me to explain.
The simple explanation is...it's a trick! Yes! Now that we have you all here, we can finally reveal that all this nonsense about English civility, a reserved populace and an unarmed police force was a lie! At last, you've fallen into our clutches! Ha HA! Eat Flaming Death!!! Fire!!!"