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2017/11/05 17:20:26
bapu
drewfx1
craigb
bapu
Time keeps on slippin' slippin' into the future




I think you missed a "slippin'" in there...




He lost his slip?


Did I leave it at your place last time you said "You can leave your hat on"?
2017/11/05 17:27:46
drewfx1
bapu
drewfx1
craigb
bapu
Time keeps on slippin' slippin' into the future




I think you missed a "slippin'" in there...




He lost his slip?


I slipped up.




So you had a momentary lapse and forgot one slip?
2017/11/05 17:35:24
bapu
jamesg1213
Slime keeps on tippin', tippin', tippin', into the suture...
 


Jyemz has been assimilated
 
2017/11/05 17:47:14
jamesg1213
bapu
jamesg1213
Slime keeps on tippin', tippin', tippin', into the suture...
 


Jyemz has been assimilated
 


 
I was just being coy.
2017/11/05 17:53:52
craigb

2017/11/05 17:57:10
bapu
jamesg1213
bapu
jamesg1213
Slime keeps on tippin', tippin', tippin', into the suture...
 


Jyemz has been assimilated
 


 
I was just being coy.


I see what you did there.
2017/11/05 18:29:01
bayoubill
Speaking of age 
bayoubill's Uncle a 75 year ol banjo Player married Sue, a lovely 25 year old . . .
Since her new husband was so old, Sue decides that after their wedding she and bayoubill's Uncle should have separate bedrooms, because she is concerned that her new but aged husband may over-exert himself if they spend the entire night together.
After the wedding festivities Sue prepares herself for bed and the expected knock on the door.
Sure enough the knock comes, the door opens and there is bayoubill's Uncle, her 75 year old groom, ready for action. They unite as one. All goes well, bayoubill's Uncle leave of his bride, and she prepares to go to sleep.
After a few minutes, Sue hears another knock on her bedroom door, and it's bayoubill's Uncle, Again he is ready for more 'action' .
Somewhat surprised, Sue consents for more coupling. When the newlyweds are done, bayoubill's Uncle kisses his bride, bids her a fond good night and leaves.
She is set to go to sleep again, but, AAha, you guessed bayoubill's Uncle is back again, rapping on the door and is as fresh as a 25 - year - old, ready for more 'action'. And, once more they enjoy each other.
But as bayoubill's Uncle gets set to leave again, his young bride says to him, 'I am thoroughly impressed that at your age you can perform so well and so often. I have been with guys less than a third of your age who were only good once. You are truly a great lover!'
bayoubill's Uncle, somewhat embarrassed, turns to Sue and says:
'You mean I was here already?'
 
The moral of the story:
"Don't be afraid of getting old,"
Alzheimer's has its advantages.
2017/11/05 18:49:06
bapu
fnar fnar fnar
2017/11/05 18:49:15
bapu
chortle too
2017/11/05 18:56:18
craigb
Reminds me of the wealthy 80-year old who marries the young girl.  She figures she'll have to put up with him for a while then be set for life with the inheritance.  On their honeymoon, while she reclines in bed and he's in the bathroom, she wonders if he'll even attempt to consummate the marriage.  Then, he appears, completely naked wearing a condom, a clothespin on his nose and earphones.  He sees she's obviously surprised so he says "If there's two things I can't stand, it's the smell of burning rubber and the sound of a girl screaming!"
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