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2017/11/10 01:11:34
Beepster
Red Rover Red Rover?
2017/11/10 01:11:49
drewfx1
bapu
drewfx1
Beepster
#iwastoldtherewouldbenomath




Apparently they did a number on ewe.


Trying to divide the crowd, probably.


Sum people just have a math problem.


2017/11/10 01:13:06
bapu
drewfx1
bapu
drewfx1
Beepster
#iwastoldtherewouldbenomath




Apparently they did a number on ewe.


Trying to divide the crowd, probably.


Sum people just have a math problem.




Math is not my problem. It's numbers I have a problem with.
2017/11/10 01:13:15
Beepster
drewfx1
Beepster
THERE ARE FOUR LIGHTS!!!!




There used to be five, but bapu stole juan - he's a know criminal.




Oh. You don't gotta tell ole Beeps.
 
Becuz he dun stole my heart.
 
#SWOON
2017/11/10 01:14:18
bapu
#BeepstersLonelyHeartsClubBand
2017/11/10 01:23:59
drewfx1
bapu
 
Math is not my problem. It's numbers I have a problem with.




If I could afford an accountant, I'm pretty sure that's what he'd tell me.
2017/11/10 01:26:02
Beepster
You'll appreciate this.
 
So in the last batch of garlic I bought there was this one bulb that was like a double bulb. Like conjoined garlic bulb twins. Because TWO bulbs of garlic is generally too much garlic for what I normally make in an evening (I mean... even though I'm French I still believe there is such a thing as TOO much garlic) I kind of avoided it until tonight (because I bought a fresh bunch the other day).
 
I peeled the "paper" back from the bulbs and dagnab if it did not look exactly like a pasty white garlic butt.
 
IT GETS BETTER THOUGH!!!
 
Because it had been sitting there for a while ole butt bulby had develop a couple brown spot... right up the crack.
 
Made it look like my beloved garlic butt had a bit of an "accident".
 
The moral of the story is... I'm going to be eating the ever loving [REDACTED] out of Garlic Butt tonight.
 
#TMYK
2017/11/10 01:31:14
drewfx1
Now I'm just hoping nojuan has any stories involving cucumbers.
2017/11/10 01:33:57
bapu
Drew,
 
One time at band camp.....
2017/11/10 01:44:12
Beepster
bapu
Drew,
 
One time at band camp.....




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