Bapu's (and others) random thoughts for the day.

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Bapu's (and others) random thoughts for the day. (p.648)

2012/07/16 11:26:11

craigb

daryl1968

Mesh, Mesh the man who's always fresh.....how you doing mate?

Don't try it with me - Barrel is the only word that rhymes

Daryl, Daryl why won't you sing us a carol? Are you feral? In peril? Or is your rhyming book sterile?

2012/07/16 11:48:47

SteveStrummerUK

Wow...

Last night on stage at the strip club was the ugliest lap-dancer I've ever seen.

She swung inelegantly around her pole toward me and said "Hey Handsome, what would you like me to take off first?"

I said "My glasses."

2012/07/16 11:50:50

SteveStrummerUK

Feminists say that tomorrow will be 'The Age Of Woman'.

Sorry to break it to you, but there's already been an Iron Age.

2012/07/16 11:57:24

SteveStrummerUK

I failed my driving test today.

The examiner asked me to describe a typical countryside road sign....

Apparently, "Pick your own Strawberries" was not a good answer.

2012/07/16 11:59:38

SteveStrummerUK

I was sat there this morning wondering why the sun rises in the east....

Then it dawned on me.