What goes snap, crackle, pop and smells like becan after 3 minutes?































Stephen Hawking in a swimming pool.

I got caught shoplifting earlier today.


With a pound of becan hidden inside my coat, I walked out of the shop and thought I'd got away with it.


I was surprised when I felt a hand on my shoulder and turned round to see I'd been stopped by the store detective. "Excuse me fatty" he said, "But what do think you are doing with that?"

"A few sausages, baked beans and a fried egg" I replied.

Early one morning, the mole family awoke and Daddy mole climbed to the top of the mole hole and sniffed the air, "MMMmmmm..... I smell becan frying." he said.

Mummy mole crowded in beside him and sniffed the air, "MMMmmmmm...... I smell eggs cooking." she said.

Baby mole tried and tried to get to the top but there was no room left so he said, "All I can smell is molasses."

I like moles

Must be American moles, ya?  Otherwise, he would have been smelling mole arses!

bapu


Looks like I'm gonna have to invoke NagBap today........

Why? It looks like Straummy is back here and in fine form already...

Moles should make wonderful pets. I suppose it would be easier to train a hamster tho.....

Mesh


Moles should make wonderful pets. I suppose it would be easier to train a hamster tho.....

Sayd Richard Gere?

musicman100

Mesh


Moles should make wonderful pets. I suppose it would be easier to train a hamster tho.....

Sayd Richard Gere?

Not that anyone should ever be arsed to go there, but "was training really needed"?

There's no light at the end of that tunnel...