Adding to resume: Motorcycle Builder.
Thursday at work I was asked to assemble 2 motor scooters. I usually work in the garden center, but they know I like building things.
These are real, honest-to-goodness road-going scooters, not some electric toy scooter. Capable of 31 mph with a 4-stroke gasoline engine.
The first one was a booch, seeing how the instructions were written by someone who had never heard of the English language. The second was a lot easier because I already knew what I did wrong on the first one.
Torqueing the axle and handlebar bolts presented a technical problem: how to convert newton/meters to pounds/feet. I enlisted the aid of Kendra from Health and Beauty Aids, who had a smart phone. Go Google!
So I finished them, and everything worked, and hopefully those parts I had left over weren't too important.