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2012/07/17 18:41:45
bapu
SteveStrummerUK


Sometimes when I'm washing my hands and feeling lazy, I'll have a sneeky piss in the sink at the same time.....












I know it's not hygienic, but it gets a few laughs out of the pupils in my chemistry class.







2012/07/17 19:03:36
SteveStrummerUK

I visited EuroDisney today, but I didn't enjoy it as much as I should have because I felt grumpy.









Apart from being deported, I am not allowed within 200 yards of any of the other dwarves.


2012/07/17 19:08:58
SteveStrummerUK

Earlier today, I failed my job interview to become a gynaecologist.









Apparently, the specialist skill they were looking for in the candidates wasn't 'lip-reading'.


2012/07/17 19:24:03
craigb
Chortle?
2012/07/17 19:41:32
Mystic38
SteveStrummerUK


Earlier today, I failed my job interview to become a gynaecologist.




you need to look up..


2012/07/17 21:16:32
Old55
craigb


Chortle?

Chortle.  


You're making some good progress Mr. Postman.  
2012/07/17 21:18:01
trimph1
Mesh


Beagle


there was a monkey in that pic? 

FOCUS PEOPLE, FOCUS!!!
 
(I tellya Beag, you give em an inspiration a pic and they go banana's over it)
 
What's Focus?

2012/07/17 21:32:42
Ham N Egz
are these "jokes" skating on the thin ice of TOS?? I hope knot, because I enjoy the Strummy. In fact, I wood purchase an airline ticket, plus admission to the show, just to hear his act in persona...
2012/07/17 21:34:24
Ham N Egz
I hope he wood buy me a pint after the show... jus tto chug together,,, not that I drink, mind ewe .
2012/07/18 02:51:05
craigb
Hey!  I'll mind my own ewes, thank you very much!
(Go find yer own...)
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