ok fine... wazzocking on the next page we is

and Ashley my name isnt Shirley ..its ian

I had a fight with Dracula last night and he punched me unconscious to the floor....











I was completely out for the Count.

Bruce Wayne came up to me in the pub earlier and asked me if I wanted to buy his Batmobile.










"No thanks mate" I told him, "I'm happy enough with my Nokia."

paulo


Enough pillocking..............can we have some wazzocking now ?

....and also add bullocks to this prestigious list? (if it hasn't been already added)

 
One of the girls in the office was flirting with me in the canteen this morning, but I think I've blown my chances with her.

"I bet you've got a nice lunchbox," she said with a wink and cheeky smile.

"I have. Want a look?" I said.

"Go on then," she said excitedly, checking that no-one else was looking.

So I got it out, and judging by her reaction, I don't think He-Man was her favourite cartoon character.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours?





 Nacho cheese.

daryl1968


you know what they say about blokes with big hands







big gloves

....but they're bad azz bazz playerz roight?  with small feet....

Two clothing shops walk into a bar....







And the barman says, "Right, who's Next?"

America is abolishing the Death Sentence....


It will be replaced with a really difficult tongue twister.