I went to a 'super hero' fancy dress party as Spiderman. I was on the dance floor when a man bumped into me. I turned round, laughed, and said, "I knew my deadliest enemy would attack me at some point!"
He said, "Excuse me?"
I said, "Doctor Octopus. Great costume mate."
He said, "Nah, I didn't get chance to dress up. My train from Norwich was late."