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2012/07/22 14:12:18
Ham N Egz
A young man named Bapu  received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird’s mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity. 

Bapu tried and tried to change the bird’s attitude by consistently saying only polite words, playing soft music and anything else he could think of to “clean up” the bird’s vocabulary.

Finally, Bapu  was fed up and he yelled at the parrot. The parrot yelled back. Bapu  shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier and even ruder.

Bapu, in desperation, threw up his hands, grabbed the bird and put him in the freezer. For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed. Then suddenly there was total quiet. Not a peep was heard for over a minute.

Bapus outstretched arms and said, “I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions. I’m sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions and I fully intend to do everything I can to correct my rude and unforgivable behavior.”

Bapu was stunned at the change in the bird’s attitude. As he was about to ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic change in his behavior, the bird continued, “May I ask what the turkey did?”
2012/07/22 14:13:57
Old55
Mesh


bapu


Old55


bapu


Old55


Sounds good.  

Must be a song where I'm not singing (according to my pal Mooch).

Are you not singing a song about pizza and beer with Joe and Bill?  

If I ever sing a song about food it will be about delicious Chicago dogs.

So you're doing an extended remix of Who Let the Dogs Out?

Who Let the Dogs Out?  Woot?  Woot?
2012/07/22 14:15:33
Chaos Choir
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2012/07/22 14:15:34
Ham N Egz
bapu


Old55


bapu


Old55


Sounds good.  

Must be a song where I'm not singing (according to my pal Mooch).

Are you not singing a song about pizza and beer with Joe and Bill?  

If I ever sing a song about food it will be about delicious Chicago dogs.

If only you could Mustard up the courage to dew sew..
2012/07/22 14:17:45
jamesg1213
I wouldn't mind hearing a song about Chicago dogs. I don't want any mention of Michael Portillo though.
2012/07/22 14:26:50
Old55
jamesg1213


I wouldn't mind hearing a song about Chicago dogs. I don't want any mention of Michael Portillo though.

I don't think you have anything to worry about.  This is the one I was referring to:  


http://www.portillos.com/portillos/


2012/07/22 15:30:09
Beagle
Beagle is everywhere........................................






...............everywhere there's BECAN!
2012/07/22 15:31:06
SteveStrummerUK
jamesg1213


I wouldn't mind hearing a song about Chicago dogs. I don't want any mention of Michael Portillo though.

 
Ah, my mate Michael.
 
Or 'Mikey-baby' as I like to call him when we are corresponding
 
Almost tru dat!
 
 
 
2012/07/22 15:32:14
SteveStrummerUK

I met Steve Redgrave earlier, and listening to his recollections about winning so many Gold MNdals has made me want to take up rowing....





It was truly oar inspiring.

2012/07/22 15:33:19
SteveStrummerUK

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