bapu
Straummy will post an obtuse joke referencing my doofusness.
I once set Bapsi up on a blind date.
"Edwidge" I said, "She's a lovely girl, but I think it's only fair to let you know that's she's expecting a baby."
What a complete doofus he felt sitting there in the pub waiting for her to arrive wearing nothing but a nappy and sucking a dummy.