my mistake - I'm an arse

Today is the annual meeting of the Rolled-Up Newspaper Enthusiasts Society....






Now that's one event where I wouldn't want to be a fly on the wall.

 
I was forced to give Basil Brush a massage....
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
For fox ache.
 
 
 

wearing nothing but a nappy and sucking a dummy.

This may need some translation for our US pals...

jamesg1213

wearing nothing but a nappy and sucking a dummy.

This may need some translation for our US pals...

 
Here's one I prepared earlier: 
 
 
I once set Bapsi up on a blind date.
 
"Edwidge" I said, "She's a lovely girl, but I think it's only fair to let you know that's she's expecting a baby."
 
What a complete doofus he felt sitting there in the bar waiting for her to arrive wearing nothing but a diaper and sucking a pacifier.
 
 

 
 

 
I took my dog to the vets and asked the vet to remove his tail.

"Why?" he asked "The dogs tail is perfectly healthy."

I said, "My mother in law is visiting this weekend, and I want to make sure there are absolutely no signs of her feeling welcomed."

• London Olympics 1908: 2,035 athletes from 22 countries of whom 36 were women
• London Olympics 1948: 4,099 athletes from 59 countries of whom 385 were women
• London Olympics 2012: 10,490 athletes from more than 200 countries of whom almost half are women

 
I suppose there must be a lot more kit that needing ironing these days
 
 
 
 

daryl1968


my mistake - I'm an arse

sniff..
 
wait.. no.. thats not me sniffing your... oh firget it!

SteveStrummerUK

jamesg1213

wearing nothing but a nappy and sucking a dummy.

This may need some translation for our US pals...

 
Here's one I prepared earlier: 
 
 
I once set Bapsi up on a blind date.
 
"Edwidge" I said, "She's a lovely girl, but I think it's only fair to let you know that's she's expecting a baby."
 
What a complete doofus he felt sitting there in the bar waiting for her to arrive wearing nothing but a diaper and sucking a pacifier.
 
 
 
  

why was he expecting her to arrive in a diaper?..........................................:D 

Good morning CH!!