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  • Bapu's (and others) random thoughts for the day. (p.735)
2012/07/24 17:08:02
daryl1968
SteveStrummerUK


As I was just about to open the front door to leave, my girlfriend stopped me.

"I don't want you to go," she said, "I want you here with me so I can empty your sack."

I paused to think for a moment, then said, "No, these kittens aren't going to drown themselves you know."

:)
 
 
 
hang on a minute, I like kittens
2012/07/24 17:08:10
daryl1968
SteveStrummerUK


As I was just about to open the front door to leave, my girlfriend stopped me.

"I don't want you to go," she said, "I want you here with me so I can empty your sack."

I paused to think for a moment, then said, "No, these kittens aren't going to drown themselves you know."

:)
 
 
 
hang on a minute, I like kittens
2012/07/24 17:08:34
SteveStrummerUK

I've phoned the radio station twenty times now, asking them to play 'Kate Bush'.

It's a premium rate number you know....






I'm really running up that bill.

2012/07/24 17:11:13
SteveStrummerUK
daryl1968


SteveStrummerUK


As I was just about to open the front door to leave, my girlfriend stopped me.

"I don't want you to go," she said, "I want you here with me so I can empty your sack."

I paused to think for a moment, then said, "No, these kittens aren't going to drown themselves you know."

:)
 
 
 
hang on a minute, I like kittens
 
daryl1968



SteveStrummerUK


As I was just about to open the front door to leave, my girlfriend stopped me.

"I don't want you to go," she said, "I want you here with me so I can empty your sack."

I paused to think for a moment, then said, "No, these kittens aren't going to drown themselves you know."
:)
 
 
 
hang on a minute, I like kittens
 
 
 
You like them TWICE as much as I thunked
 
2012/07/24 17:16:04
daryl1968
SteveStrummerUK


daryl1968


SteveStrummerUK


As I was just about to open the front door to leave, my girlfriend stopped me.

"I don't want you to go," she said, "I want you here with me so I can empty your sack."

I paused to think for a moment, then said, "No, these kittens aren't going to drown themselves you know."

:)
 
 
 
hang on a minute, I like kittens
 
daryl1968



SteveStrummerUK


As I was just about to open the front door to leave, my girlfriend stopped me.

"I don't want you to go," she said, "I want you here with me so I can empty your sack."

I paused to think for a moment, then said, "No, these kittens aren't going to drown themselves you know."
:)
 
 
 
hang on a minute, I like kittens
 
 
 
You like them TWICE as much as I thunked
 

they're siamese kittens
2012/07/24 17:30:05
Ham N Egz
SteveStrummerUK


As I was just about to open the front door to leave, my girlfriend stopped me.

"I don't want you to go," she said, "I want you here with me so I can empty your sack."

I paused to think for a moment, then said, "No, these kittens aren't going to drown themselves you know."


At least it wasn't Mrs  Slocombes .......
2012/07/24 17:30:47
SteveStrummerUK

The new superhero, Irony Man, has been turned down for a film deal.





American audiences couldn't understand it.
2012/07/24 17:31:54
SteveStrummerUK

Woot woot wootitty wootage !!!!


Oi slim - banner plz.
2012/07/24 17:32:11
daryl1968
Limbo
2012/07/24 17:33:50
SteveStrummerUK

Pfft....


Boil a live lobster and you're a chef...


But boil a live kitten and suddenly it's a big deal.



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