daryl1968


Limbo

 
A limbo dancer married a locksmith yesterday...

 
 
 
 
The wedding was low key.
 
 

SteveStrummerUK


Pfft....


Boil a live lobster and you're a chef...


But boil a live kitten and suddenly it's a big deal.

Chortle.

SteveStrummerUK

daryl1968


Limbo

 
A limbo dancer married a locksmith yesterday...

 
 
 
 
The wedding was low key.
 
 

Chortle.

I was sitting in the pub sinking a few jars and chatting to some birds when one of them said "I heard that you were a limbo dancer?"

"Yeah I am." I replied.

"Come on then, how low can you go?" she enquired.

I said "Well, if I was desperate then I'd probably steal from a kid in a wheelchair."

SteveStrummerUK


I was sitting in the pub sinking a few jars and chatting to some birds when one of them said "I heard that you were a limbo dancer?"

"Yeah I am." I replied.

"Come on then, how low can you go?" she enquired.

I said "Well, if I was desperate then I'd probably steal from a kid in a wheelchair."

Chortle¹⁰

daryl1968

GW likes kitties, also ????

I've decided to become a boat builder.


I just put a kitten, egg whites and sugar into a blender....


I'm going to make a catermeringue.

ewe shure r doggedly going about that recipe

musicman100

daryl1968

GW likes kitties, also ????

In a white wine sauce.