I read a subliminal message once. It didn't work at all. My subconcious mind does not hold sway over my rational, conscious mind! I'm thoroughly capable of evaluating data, identifying an appropriate course of action, and choosing the optimal manner in which to proceed.
On a completely unrelated note, I'm expecting to receive my shipment of 8375 commemorative 3 Stooges Chia Pets (Curly edition) today. It seemed like a really good idea at the time.