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The Bapu is working on another cover with his friend Tom (the singer).

The Bapu worked hard all day on two guitar tracks.

The Bapu will record two more guitar tracks tomorrow and one bass track too.

The Bapu will be ready for Tom when he is ready.

You've been busy.  That'll keep you off the streets and out of trouble...








...well, off the streets, anyway.  

bapu


The Bapu is working on another cover with his friend Tom (the singer).

The Bapu worked hard all day on two guitar tracks.

The Bapu will record two more guitar tracks tomorrow and one bass track too.

The Bapu will be ready for Tom when he is ready.

I can't wait for the shameless plug.

"999 emergency services police department, how can I help?"

"A man has broken into my house, he has a gun and has my wife hostage."

"Sorry, sir, but we do not have any units available right now."

"Okay, but someone has just called me a nasty word on Twitter."

"Why didn't you say? We'll have an officer around within five minutes."

Quick bit of editing there Strummy......

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Quick bit of editing there Strummy......

 
But not quick enough to catch you out Col
 
 

I'm on a roll.......

Pfft....


I got sent off while playing for the pub's football team for doing a 'Pele'.


Apparently, showing everyone that you don't have any erection problems is an instant red card these days.

I strapped a 16 inch cucumber to the inside of my leg at a party last night, with the aim of impressing some girls.

But they all just laughed and called me a freak...











It might work a little better if I wear some trousers next time.
 

Strummy stop it.

I'm in a self-induced, deliberate foul mood this morning, and you're managing to break it.

So Michael Phelps is the greatest Olympian ever.....










Pfft......... what does he want, a feckin' medal?