musicman100


I feel we should inject some semblance of humour into this lumbering elephant...

So we still don't have speel correktly roight?

I like efalumps

daryl1968


I like efalumps

Typical

Give me a hand with the bags...

Ok I'll take the blonde, you take the one in the turban...
 
 
 
 

My mate lost control of his car on a country road today and crashed in to a load of trees.

He's still alive, but he's not out of the woods just yet.

I bumped into an old school friend today. He started showing off, talking about his well paid job and expensive sports car.
Then he pulled out a photo of his wife and said, “She’s beautiful, isn’t she?”
I said, “If you think she’s gorgeous, you should see my girlfriend.”
He said, “Why? Is she a stunner?”
I said, “No, she’s an optician.”

On a trip to San Francisco, Bapu had a money-making idea and went to a bookstore in Chinatown to see if he could but up some cheap copies of Sonar X1 Power ! He cunningly planned to change the 1 to a 2 and flog them via Bouy Enterprses Ltd, to unsuspecting punters, figuring that was pretty much what Scott would do anyway - why should he get all the action, roight ?

His plan was short-lived though, as the shopkeeper said he'd never heard of anyone called Garrigus and didn't seem to know what the hell Sonar was either, so Bapu came away empty handed.  He obviously went to the............

Hmmm...  new page? 

TOTP Paulo!  Woo hoo!

Some people really show no consideration of others........

My neighbour was banging on my wall at 2:30 this morning. Can you believe that  - 2:30am ?

Fortunately for him, he didn't wake me as I was still up playing my drums.