bugger

You should be grateful we have a new page given the pile of poop the last one was.

We have an opportunity now to make this one really count.

I agree JB the last page was particularly sh1te.
Come on people - try harder

Pfft.......


Not all women are good at multi-tasking it would appear.





I just saw one trying to talk on her phone, while flying through her car windscreen.

Just to think, a couple of weeks ago I knew nothing about the Olympics...





Now I can't wait for next year's.

I took my new puppy for his first shots today, but the poor little thing ended up vomitting everywhere....









Thinking about it, I probably should have started him on something weaker than Sambuca.

 
I phoned my local radio station today. The presenter answered and said, "Congratulations on being our first caller, all you have to do is answer the following question correctly, to win our grand prize."

"That's fantastic!" I shouted in delight.

"Feel confident?" he asked. "It's a maths question."

"Well, I've got a degree in maths and teach it at my local school," I proudly replied.

"Ok then, to win our grand prize of two front row seats to a Justin Bieber concert and then get to meet him back stage.... what is 2 plus 2?"

"7" I replied.
 
 

The only race I haven't enjoyed during the Olympics is possibly the French,

I saw Pistolpete walking past my house earlier. He was carrying a sign which had "And Emergency" printed on it.

"Where did you get that from Pete?" I asked.

He said, "I found it by Accident."

Roses are red, that
Part is true, but violets are
Mauve, not feckin' blue