daryl1968


WE NEED SOME MONKEYS - that'll get this stinking pile back on track

 
 
HOP ON!!

I got a Taser today... and a kitten to replace the neighbour's cat that died in a totally unconnected incident.

My girlfriend wanted me to buy her a Siamese cat.

My mate told me that they are really expensive....



So I bought 2 normal cats and glued their heads together.

Mesh

daryl1968


WE NEED SOME MONKEYS - that'll get this stinking pile back on track

 
 
HOP ON!!

YAY - MONKEY ON A BIKE
 
 
trying hard to ignore Straummy

SteveStrummerUK


I got a Taser today... and a kitten to replace the neighbour's cat that died in a totally unconnected incident.

Were you filming the movie Sleepwalkers?

I knocked at my neighbour's door today.

I said, "Your feckin' cat keeps jumping into my garden and crapping and pissing everywhere."

"Sorry pal, but there's nothing I can do," he replied. "Cats just have an excellent ability to climb and scale large heights."

"Not yours," I replied. "Here's his legs."

Harsh.

This day has gone to the dogs cats.

back in the days before monkey/dog wrestling was made illegal

SteveStrummerUK


I knocked at my neighbour's door today.

I said, "Your feckin' cat keeps jumping into my garden and crapping and pissing everywhere."

"Sorry pal, but there's nothing I can do," he replied. "My cat has always has an excellent ability to climb and scale large heights."

"Not anymore," I replied. "Here's his legs."

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