I was going to create a spereate fred for this topix, but since it is salient and germaine to the FSF I posted it here
WHY I HATE MONKIES:
1. they are mean
2 they fling poop
3 they leave banana peels laying about everywhere
4. they choke beagles
5 daryl doesnt like them
6 they ride funny bycycles
7they fling poop