Bapu - have I not explained the rules for posting in the song forum clearly enough?

Jonbouy


Penguins are the King of Fruit.

And Mooch is Conquistador
(as long as the VERY soon to be Mrs. Mooch sez he can be)

daryl1968


Bapu - have I not explained the rules for posting in the song forum clearly enough?

I know, but I was dying to address Frank, Mooch and Warren and did not want to get out sync.


Maybe an arse whipping is order?

A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona when he notices that the oil-pressure light is on. He gets out to look and sees oil dripping out of the motor. He drives to the nearest town and stops at the first gas station.

After dropping the car off, the penguin goes for a walk around town. He sees an ice cream shop and, being a penguin in Arizona, decides that something cold would really hit the spot. He gets a big bowl of vanilla ice cream and sits down to eat. Having no hands, he makes a real mess trying to eat with his little flippers.

After finishing his ice cream, he goes back to the gas station and asks the mechanic if he's found the problem. The mechanic looks up and says, "It looks like you blew a seal."

"No, no," the penguin replies, "it's just ice cream."

bapu

daryl1968


Bapu - have I not explained the rules for posting in the song forum clearly enough?

I know, but I was dying to address Frank, Mooch and Warren and did not want to get out sync.


Maybe an arse whipping is order?

I'm shaking my head right now - you'll never learn mate - gotta try and keep it at the top of the page.
 
Anyway - I'm off to play footie - wish me luck - it's pissing down with rain so that'll make for a fun game. 

SteveStrummerUK


A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona when he notices that the oil-pressure light is on. He gets out to look and sees oil dripping out of the motor. He drives to the nearest town and stops at the first gas station.

After dropping the car off, the penguin goes for a walk around town. He sees an ice cream shop and, being a penguin in Arizona, decides that something cold would really hit the spot. He gets a big bowl of vanilla ice cream and sits down to eat. Having no hands, he makes a real mess trying to eat with his little flippers.

After finishing his ice cream, he goes back to the gas station and asks the mechanic if he's found the problem. The mechanic looks up and says, "It looks like you blew a seal."

"No, no," the penguin replies, "it's just ice cream."

I just know SOMEONE out there is not gonna think that was funny, and get their under-roos in a wad

What's grey?

I got voted off Britains Got Talent in the first round the other day.

My act consisted of me just driving around on a scooter whilst balancing a pizza on the back for an hour....



The judges said I just didn't deliver.

 
After watching the Olympics, I decided that I would take up gymnastics again at my local gym. I phoned up and I asked if they could teach me how to do the splits.

He said, "How flexible are you?"

I said, "I can't do Tuesdays."

SteveStrummerUK


A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona when he notices that the oil-pressure light is on. He gets out to look and sees oil dripping out of the motor. He drives to the nearest town and stops at the first gas station.

After dropping the car off, the penguin goes for a walk around town. He sees an ice cream shop and, being a penguin in Arizona, decides that something cold would really hit the spot. He gets a big bowl of vanilla ice cream and sits down to eat. Having no hands, he makes a real mess trying to eat with his little flippers.

After finishing his ice cream, he goes back to the gas station and asks the mechanic if he's found the problem. The mechanic looks up and says, "It looks like you blew a seal."

"No, no," the penguin replies, "it's just ice cream."