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daryl1968


the issue that I have is if using the word 'sweaty' and the word 'scrotum' would be suitable for this thread or should I refrain?

You might consider finding a clever way to sneak them into the convo....

maybe I will in the song forum - subtly, when it's least expected

daryl1968

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daryl1968


the issue that I have is if using the word 'sweaty' and the word 'scrotum' would be suitable for this thread or should I refrain?

You might consider finding a clever way to sneak them into the convo....

maybe I will in the song forum - subtly, when it's least expected

You have someone in mind or just when you really really really like a song?

The best thing for Van Persie about joining United is that the home crowd will cheer and shout at him in exactly the same accent
 
 
 
 
 
I'd say 'Sorry Mark' for that but he has the good sense to never visit the SSB* thread.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
* Sweaty scrotum breath.
 
 
 
 

Does this help Daryl ?

dropping-pants.gif


Assuming I posted it correctly.

Cheers,
Jerry

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daryl1968

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daryl1968


the issue that I have is if using the word 'sweaty' and the word 'scrotum' would be suitable for this thread or should I refrain?

You might consider finding a clever way to sneak them into the convo....

maybe I will in the song forum - subtly, when it's least expected

You have someone in mind or just when you really really really like a song?

it would have to be a particularly gentle and sensitive tune  

joakes


Does this help Daryl ?




Assuming I posted it correctly.

Cheers,
Jerry

yes - thanks Jerry

I said to the doctor, "What's wrong with me?"




He said, "Your X Ray shows you've got three broken ribs. But don't worry I've fixed them using Photoshop."

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SteveStrummerUK


I was doing the gardening this afternoon when a frog intentionally threw himself under my lawn-mower.








I guess he wanted to Kermit suicide.

Going for a 3peat?

nobody laughed the first or second time ????

I just failed my interview for a sales job. They asked me to describe what techniques I use to turn a "No" into a "Yes."





Apparently "Rohypnol" is not an appropriate example.

Earlier today I had such a blazing row with some bloke in the pub, that I hit him over the head with a bottle of bleach....













Now the police have arrested me for Domestos Violence.