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2012/09/05 11:04:15

bapu

Old55

Jonbouy

The answers to all Mooch's questions are contained in FSF.

In fact I'd go as far as to say that the answer to all Mooch's questions IS FSF.

So why is he asking them all on the open forum?

<shrugs>

So, you're saying that the FSF is the proverbial Farmer's Almanac, Funk & Wagnalls, and Webster's Dictionary of freds?

With just a dash of the tabloid mentality too.

2012/09/05 11:05:18

Mesh

bapu

Old55

Jonbouy

The answers to all Mooch's questions are contained in FSF.

In fact I'd go as far as to say that the answer to all Mooch's questions IS FSF.

So why is he asking them all on the open forum?

<shrugs>

So, you're saying that the FSF is the proverbial Farmer's Almanac, Funk & Wagnalls, and Webster's Dictionary of freds?

With just a dash of the tabloid mentality too.

So it's factual?

2012/09/05 11:05:51

bapu

Zactly!!!

2012/09/05 11:33:25

Mesh

Will this FSF ever reach the 10,000 post mark?

Craigb has got some great (individual) Fx posts that would've done wonders in here.....I dunno if he's aware of the FSF and missing out on an opportunity of a lifetime?

2012/09/05 11:36:47

bapu

criagb dislikes the FSF with the opposite intensity as Daryl likes monkees

2012/09/05 11:59:16

Ham N Egz

2012/09/05 12:00:28

Ham N Egz

GIVE ME MY SCOOBY SNACK OR THE KITTY GETS IT !!!

2012/09/05 12:32:39

Mesh

Looks like someone else is in line for the scooby snacks too.....

2012/09/05 15:11:51

bapu

Hey kidz....

We are spreading ourselves waaaaay to thin.

The FSF is dead.

Long live FSF.

2012/09/05 16:52:07

Ham N Egz

THESE REALLY WORK!! I checked this out on Snopes.! ...
AMAZING, SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES:
1. AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES BY GETTING SOMEONE ELSE TO HOLD THE VEGETABLES WHILE YOU CHOP.

2. AVOID ARGUMENTS WITH THE FEMALES ABOUT LIFTING THE TOILET SEAT BY USING THE SINK.

3. FOR HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE SUFFERERS ~ SIMPLY CUT YOURSELF AND BLEED FOR A FEW MINUTES, THUS REDUCING THE PRESSURE ON YOUR VEINS. REMEMBER TO USE A TIMER.

4. A MOUSE TRAP PLACED ON TOP OF YOUR ALARM CLOCK WILL PREVENT YOU FROM ROLLING OVER AND GOING BACK TO SLEEP AFTER YOU HIT THE SNOOZE BUTTON.

5. IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF LAXATIVES. THEN YOU'LL BE AFRAID TO COUGH.

6. YOU NEED ONLY TWO TOOLS IN LIFE - WD-40 AND DUCT TAPE. IF IT DOESN'T MOVE AND SHOULD, USE THE WD-40. IF IT SHOULDN'T MOVE AND DOES, USE THE DUCT TAPE.

7. IF YOU CAN'T FIX IT WITH A HAMMER, YOU'VE GOT AN ELECTRICAL PROBLEM.

THOUGHT for the day:

SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES - NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN THEY'RE PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS.

SOME ADDITIONAL ADVICE:
NEVER, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, TAKE A LAXATIVE AND SLEEPING PILLS ON THE SAME NIGHT

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