I open up to the floor the topic of "house guests" as an object of ridicule...
I have one, she has been here since Friday and not leaving until next Monday..
On Friday, I thought my bald spot had gone,
Saturday I realised it hadnt
Sunday I developed a migraine
Monday I thought i had developed a Tumor
by Tuesday i so KNEW it was cancer
Today i cannot see out of one eye..
By Next monday I will have one leg, diabetes, cancer, polio, contrated ebola, adopted altheimers (though that may be a good idea for today) be blind, deaf and a threat to other road uers.. but trust me.. i WILL make it to the airport..